Matt is Not Around

Mar 19

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.” — Stephen Colbert (via lgbtlaughs)

Feb 09

Being and art dork

Feb 06

Jan 29

OMFG that’s funny!

Jan 21

“I think the whole “my side and the other side” dichotomy [in politics] is really silly. Even Dungeons and Dragons has a more complicated Alignment system.”

Jan 07

“Do you like to eat living creatures that taste like snot rubbed over rocks and old silverware? If so then you should try oysters!” — John Hodgman “More Information Than You Require”

Dec 23

“Pills for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Ho Ho Ho, who do we look like, Judy Garland?” — Santa Claus - “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”

Dec 22

Owl City is not good music

• Me: Well, I am currently listening to more Electronic music than anything else.
• Them: OMG, you must love Owl City then! I totally do!
• Me: No.
• Them: Why not?! It’s all like Techno and stuff.
• Me: Owl City seems incapable of writing anything other than psuedo-sentimental lyrics accompanied by plinking on a keyboard. In fact Owl City is just a derivative of better acts like The Postal Service and DNTEL.
• Them: Oh… but isn’t "Fireflies" just soooo good?!

Dec 21

“You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read it in the original Klingon” — General Chang

Dec 20

“The biggest fallacy in this world is the notion that everything happens for a reason.”